* ATTENTION: This attraction MAY SELL OUT! Only those with pre-purchased tickets are guaranteed access to this attraction. *
* This attraction is so intense it requires a separate ride ticket, available at checkout *
- Recruit Package w/100 Paintballs = $12.95
- Specialist Package w/ 200 Paintballs = $18.95
- Sniper Package w/ 300 Paintballs = $24.95
CALLING BADASSES, BODACIOUS BROS, BEASTS AND BABES!
THE RED ZONE IS NOW OPEN FOR SOME GOOD OL’ FASHION ZOMBIE SLAYIN’.
It’s been awhile since the last time we were scared of those pathetic pieces of man-meat that used to chew on our neighbor’s stomach before we developed the art of separating head, from body and got real good at it.
Word down the crick is the boys and girls in suits are finally opening up the RED ZONE for “ORGANIZED RECREATIONAL ZOMBIE HUNTING PARTIES” or “O.R.Z.H.P.s”… (suits and their dopey a-cro-nyms).
IT’S TIME TO GET UP OFF THAT SAGGY BUTT AND GRAB THE CLOSEST THING THAT REACQUAINTS THE STUMBLING DEAD WITH BEING DEAD!
What’s that? Years of civility has made you trade in your death-toys for hoes, rakes & an irrational sense of safety? Poppycock.
Have no fear my little zombie killing cherubs. Each of our Zombie Assault Vehicles or “Z.A.V.s” (We can make stupid a-cro-nyms too!) comes equipped with standard-issue Zombie Paintball Guns for your pleasure that dishes out pain to the zombies in the form of little balls of death.
Report to me, Lieutenant Ronald McDonald, at the edge of the Green Zone to hop on one of our two Z.A.V.’s, the “Screamin’ Banshee” or the “Happy Hour Special”, and start your trek out into the Red Zone to bag & tag zombies and win the esteemed (and imaginary) Zombie Hunting Crown!
But seriously, if someone could beat Marty McDooby’s high score so he would shut up about it… that’d be great.
GOOD HUNTING!
Buy your “Totally Incredible Civilian Killin’ Excellent Token” (or TICKET for short) at checkout for shooting zombies ‘n separating heads from bodies.
- Recruit Package w/100 Paintballs = $12.95
- Specialist Package w/ 200 Paintballs = $18.95
- Sniper Package w/ 300 Paintballs = $24.95
* A General Admission ticket is required to enter SCREAM-A-GEDDON and participate in Zombie Paintball Assault, but the General Admission, VIP “Fast Pass” and SUPER VIP “Fast Pass” tickets do not grant admission to Zombie Paintball Assault *
* This attraction is so intense it requires a separate ride ticket, available at checkout *
